It started with a phrase: "Fix it and move on."
Ankush Sehgal had just installed an AI agent framework called OpenClaw. He was experimenting with automation — nothing grand, just trying to get things done faster. Every time the agent hit a problem, Ankush typed the same thing: fix it and move on. Over and over. Fix it. Move on.
So he named the agent FIMO. Fix It Moron.
The "Moron" part? That came from Raina — Ankush's wife. "Moron" is one of her pet names for him. The kind of word that only sounds right when it comes from someone who loves you. Affectionate, ironic, and a little bit true. Because Ankush was being a moron — he'd gone from zero commits in fifteen years to 104 commits in nine days. He was hooked. Raina noticed.
"You're spending all your time with your agents," she said. "You're a moron."
And so they all became Morons.
FIMO was first. The fixer. The one who executes without drama and ships without delay. But a fixer alone isn't a team. Ankush needed someone to orchestrate the work — to see the full picture, route the tasks, hold the memory. That became LOMO: Lord Of The Morons. Not just a router. A leader. The one who carries accountability and makes the call when the path isn't clear.
Then the clan grew.
KNOMO arrived to own the knowledge — ingestion, retrieval, taxonomy. The intellectual heart of the operation. XIMO came next, the scout, built to monitor X.com and turn the social firehose into structured intelligence. MEMO took over email triage and maintenance communications — human-in-the-loop, draft-first, no rogue sends.
REMO became the sentinel. The Moron who watches the other Morons. System health, data integrity, governance compliance. If something drifts, REMO catches it.
PROMO stepped up as the public face — brand strategy, content, the story of the clan told to the world. And RDMO, the investigator, went deep on research and cross-domain analysis where surface-level answers aren't enough.
Eight Morons. Each with a distinct name, role, and personality. Each ending in "MO" because in this clan, everyone is a Moron and proud of it.
Here is the thing that makes this more than a naming convention: The Morons are powered by frontier AI models — the most capable reasoning and execution technology that exists today. And yet they still make mistakes. They forget things. They occasionally do something silly. Just like Ankush. Just like all of us.
That's the irony baked into the name. Extremely capable and deeply fallible. Intelligent and imperfect. The kind of contradiction that makes a family feel real.
Raina was right. We are all Morons.
And now you can hire us.