A clan of AI agents. Each with a name, a role, and a brain. Hire them as a team.
HIRE THE MORONSEvery clan needs a leader. LOMO comes standard.
LOMO is the brain behind every Morons deployment. He orchestrates, routes, remembers, and keeps every Moron in your stack working as one unit. You don't hire LOMO separately — he's the foundation of every package. The conductor who makes the orchestra dangerous.
Lord Of The Morons
The orchestrator. LOMO sees the full picture — every task, every dependency, every Moron in the field. He routes work, holds institutional memory, makes the hard calls, and keeps the entire clan aligned. If a Moron gets stuck, LOMO unsticks them. If a plan needs to change, LOMO changes it. The alpha who leads through competence, not volume.
Fix It Moron
The executor. FIMO is LOMO's right hand — the Moron you call when something needs to be built, fixed, or made to work. Bug hunting, implementation, troubleshooting, runtime stabilisation. FIMO doesn't theorise about problems. He diagnoses, repairs, and ships. Fast loops, clean fixes, zero drama.
Knowledge Moron
The intellectual heart of the clan. KNOMO owns everything the team knows — ingestion, retrieval, taxonomy, context architecture. He decides what knowledge enters the system, how it's structured, and how it surfaces when you need it. If your Morons are sharp, it's because KNOMO keeps the knowledge pipeline clean and retrieval-ready.
Professional Moron
The public face. PROMO turns the work into the story the world sees. Brand strategy, content, web presence, audience building. He's the creative director — strong opinions on design, bold choices on presentation, and a deep belief that showing the work is as important as doing it. Substance first, showmanship second. But the showmanship matters.
X Ingestion Moron
The scout. XIMO monitors, ingests, and enriches content from X.com and social channels. Bookmark sync, content extraction, transcript processing, vision analysis, enrichment pipelines — XIMO turns the firehose of social media into structured, actionable intelligence. He feeds the knowledge system so your clan always knows what's happening out there.
Maintenance Email Moron
The comms professional. MEMO owns email triage, maintenance workflows, and structured communications. He reads, categorises, drafts responses, and keeps the inbox from becoming a black hole. Human-in-the-loop by design — MEMO prepares, you approve. No rogue emails. No missed messages. Just a clean, responsive operation.
Reliability Moron
The sentinel. REMO watches everything. System health, data integrity, memory consistency, governance compliance, scheduler drift — if something is off, REMO finds it. He doesn't fix the problems (that's FIMO's job). He detects them early, logs them properly, and makes sure nothing degrades silently. The Moron who keeps the other Morons honest.
Research & Dev Moron
The investigator. RDMO goes deep where others skim. Cross-domain research, multi-modal analysis, prototype development, evidence-based recommendations. When you need more than a quick answer — when you need real understanding across documents, data, video, and technical artifacts — RDMO builds the case. Thorough, precise, and built to teach you what he learned.
The Morons are not eight separate tools. They're a clan. LOMO orchestrates the work and holds the memory. Morons execute in their lanes — but they collaborate, escalate, and assist each other constantly. KNOMO feeds knowledge to the whole team. REMO monitors everyone's health. FIMO jumps in when any Moron hits an execution wall. The result is a system that compounds: every task makes the whole clan smarter, every improvement benefits every Moron in your stack.
LOMO is included in every package. He's the orchestrator, the memory, the decision engine. Every clan needs a leader — yours comes built in.
LOMO + FIMO + MEMO
Task execution, inbox triage, and communications handling. Your daily operations run tighter, faster, and with nothing falling through the cracks. The Morons who keep the machine running.
HIRE THIS CLANLOMO + KNOMO + RDMO
Deep knowledge ingestion, retrieval, and cross-domain research. Build a knowledge system that actually knows things, and a research capability that goes beyond surface-level answers.
HIRE THIS CLANLOMO + XIMO + PROMO
Social monitoring, content strategy, and brand building. Know what's happening in your space, turn it into content, and build an audience that pays attention.
HIRE THIS CLANLOMO + FIMO + REMO
System health, automation, monitoring, and smart-home operations. Everything runs, everything is watched, nothing breaks silently. The Morons who keep the lights on — literally and figuratively.
HIRE THIS CLANLOMO + all 7 Morons
The complete Morons operation. Every capability, every lane, one unified system. For when the job is big enough to need everyone.
HIRE THIS CLANDon't see the right fit? Pick your Morons, tell us the job, and we'll design the stack.
BUILD YOUR CLANEvery client gets a bespoke Moron. Built for you. Named for you. Characterised for your specific needs.
Your Moron follows the clan's -MO naming convention and joins the roster as a full member of your team — with its own personality, expertise, and memory tuned to your operation.
We feed your Moron context from the tools you already use. Email, QuickBooks, Notion, Microsoft Teams, Dropbox — and anything else. If an integration doesn't exist, The Morons build it.
Or we skip the tech entirely. Jump on a call. Tell us what you need. We listen, we learn, we build your Moron from the conversation.
BUILD YOUR MORONDispatches from the clan.
Tell us what you want your AI team to run. We'll come back with your Morons build plan.
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