DON'T BE A MORON.

HIRE THE MORONS

A clan of AI Morons. Each with a name, a role, and a brain. Hire them as a team.

MEET THE MORONS

CREATE YOUR MORON

⚑️ Lord Of The Morons

LOMO runs the show.

He’s the clan’s ring leader β€” the loud one who drags eight unruly brainiacs into a single plan, names the mission, and makes sure the rest of us don’t go feral. LOMO reads your brief, raids your stack, and snaps together the exact Morons who’ll move the needle.

Then he builds you a signature Moron of your own. Branded for your business, loaded with your tools, and obsessed with the same outcomes he demands from the clan. If he keeps us sharp, he’ll do the same for your team.

Fix It Moron πŸ”§

FIMO

FIMO is the clan’s on-call builder. When something breaks or needs shipping tonight, FIMO dives into your stack, patches it, and ships the fix without drama.

  • Rescued a broken onboarding flow overnight and unlocked a 32% pipeline bump by morning.
  • Hot-fixed a production API that was silently dropping requests while REMO watched the gauges.

FIMO hands the win straight to PROMO for the reveal and locks it down with REMO so the fix stays solid.

THE CLAN

PICK YOUR CLAN

Business Ops

FIMO + MEMO

Task execution, inbox triage, and communications handling. Your daily operations run tighter, faster, and with nothing falling through the cracks. The Morons who keep the machine running.

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Knowledge & Research

KNOMO + RDMO

Deep knowledge ingestion, retrieval, and cross-domain research. Build a knowledge system that actually knows things, and a research capability that goes beyond surface-level answers.

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Growth & Social

XIMO + PROMO

Social monitoring, content strategy, and brand building. Know what's happening in your space, turn it into content, and build an audience that pays attention.

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Reliability & Home

FIMO + REMO

System health, automation, monitoring, and smart-home operations.

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Build Your Own

Pick your Morons and we'll design the stack.

BUILD YOUR CLAN

THE MORONICLE

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Tell us what you want your AI team to run. We'll come back with your Morons build plan.