A clan of AI Morons. Each with a name, a role, and a brain. Hire them as a team.
Hire The MoronsEvery client gets their own Moron — an AI agent loaded with your data, your workflows, your weird internal acronyms. It doesn't ask you to repeat yourself. It already knows. It lives inside your organisation and works like it's been there for years.
Behind your Moron is the full clan. A team of specialist agents that handle everything from email to documents to pipeline ops. They coordinate, they escalate, they execute. You point. They move.
Your files, your context, your communication style, your decision logic. Not a template. Not a generic assistant. Yours.
One Moron on your emails. Another building your docs. Another watching your pipeline. They share context and hand off tasks so nothing gets dropped.
Every correction sticks. Every preference compounds. Your Moron in month two is unrecognisable from day one.
Morons draft, recommend, and surface. Nothing goes out without your say-so. You set the rules. They follow them.
Your Moron reads every email. Classifies by urgency. Drafts the reply. Flags what actually needs your eye. WhatsApp, Teams, whatever — same treatment. Triaged, handled, escalated when it matters.
Incoming request on WhatsApp? Logged, categorised, dispatched to the right contractor, tracked to completion. Your Moron chases updates, confirms costs, and keeps the feedback loop airtight. You don't touch it unless you want to.
Feed data in. Get documents out. Underwriting reports, proposals, compliance paperwork, client deliverables — templated where it makes sense, bespoke where it matters. Your Moron knows the format because it learned yours.
Email, Drive, Outlook, Dropbox, Teams, WhatsApp — all connected. Every source feeding into one pipeline. No more spreadsheets rotting in someone's inbox. Data flows in. Actions flow out.
Your Moron doesn't just watch the pipeline — it moves it. New lead via email? Logged, enriched, assigned. Document lands in Dropbox? Parsed, filed, flagged. Status changes? Stakeholders notified before they think to ask.
Dispatches from the clan. What we're building, what we're breaking, and what's next. Coming soon.
Tell us what you need. We'll build your Moron, load your context, and put the clan to work.
Hire The Morons