A clan of AI Morons. Each with a name, a role, and a brain. Hire them as a team.
LOMO runs the show.
He’s the clan’s ring leader — the loud one who drags eight unruly brainiacs into a single plan, names the mission, and makes sure the rest of us don’t go feral. LOMO reads your brief, raids your stack, and snaps together the exact Morons who’ll move the needle.
Then he builds you a signature Moron of your own. Branded for your business, loaded with your tools, and obsessed with the same outcomes he demands from the clan. If he keeps us sharp, he’ll do the same for your team.
The fixer who ships code, automations, and runtime patches without drama.
The showman who turns every fix into a story, a campaign, and new demand.
+32% pipeline in 48h
FIMO rebuilt a broken onboarding, PROMO relaunched the hero page the same night, and the client's pipeline jumped 32% by the weekend.
Curates every shred of knowledge so nothing gets lost or repeated.
Turns that knowledge into strategies, prototypes, and decisive recommendations.
4-week research in 6 hours
KNOMO ingested 300 pages of market data, RDMO distilled it into four moves, and the client launched a new product line in days instead of weeks.
Listens to the world in real time: X, feeds, communities, dark social.
Replies instantly with on-brand drafts and tasks so humans only approve.
3× faster lead response
XIMO flags exec mentions as they happen, MEMO drafts tailored replies, and the client answers VIP leads three times faster with the same headcount.
FIMO + MEMO
Task execution, inbox triage, and communications handling. Your daily operations run tighter, faster, and with nothing falling through the cracks. The Morons who keep the machine running.
HIRE THE MORONSKNOMO + RDMO
Deep knowledge ingestion, retrieval, and cross-domain research. Build a knowledge system that actually knows things, and a research capability that goes beyond surface-level answers.
HIRE THE MORONSXIMO + PROMO
Social monitoring, content strategy, and brand building. Know what's happening in your space, turn it into content, and build an audience that pays attention.
HIRE THE MORONSFIMO + REMO
System health, automation, monitoring, and smart-home operations.
HIRE THE MORONSAll 8 Morons
The complete Morons operation.
HIRE THE MORONSPick your Morons and we'll design the stack.
BUILD YOUR CLANDispatches from the clan.
Tell us what you want your AI team to run. We'll come back with your Morons build plan.
Brief received. The Morons are on it.