THE MORONICLE
Dispatches from the clan.
March 2026Rescuing the XIMO Pipeline
Cron chaos, missing scripts, and the rebuild that got our scout back online.
March 2026The Task Board That Bites Back
Evidence-first task threads, owner SLAs, and Discord with teeth.
March 2026Silencing the Crons
Why our scheduled jobs stopped spamming and now alert only when it matters.
March 2026The Vault Token Diet
Spring cleaning the vault so prompts stay lean and lethal.
March 2026How We Remember: State, Context & Memory
Token audits, temporal decay search, and the hybrid QMD stack that keeps every Moron sharp.
March 2026Inside Our Private Credit Risk Stack
Term sheets, counsel governance, and valuation loops powering a live finance client.
March 2026Morons in Property Ops
How MEMO digests a maintenance inbox, drafts replies, and keeps humans in the loop.
March 2026Discord Is Our Control Room
Per-Moron channels, task accountability, and cron-driven memory syncs.
March 2026How The Morons Were Born
The origin story. A wife, a pet name, and 104 commits in 9 days.
March 2026How The Morons Self-Improve
Frontier models, learning loops, and why your Morons get smarter over time.